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No_Eponymreply
lemmy.ca

Future headline: Semi Demi Lovoto has shown a lot of bravado going incommunicado on scandalous sexy strapaddo in hopes it can't hold a candle to the Makadio barricado on El Durado avocado gellato.

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Coming at this with zero information : nepo babies can be fine, they didnt choose to be born rich. I cant stand them when theyre on TV talking about how they earned everything they have and nobody wants to put the work in to get there.

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Well, that's ridiculous-looking. It's like her pants were shredded in the wash, but she obstinantly thought, "No! Fuck you! I'm wearing you no matter what I have to do, or what it looks like!"

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slrpnk.net

Well, that's ridiculous-looking

What a strange way to spell delicious.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I think she's a singer, but I can't for the life of me name a single song of hers 🤷🏻

To be fair, though, I'm a middle aged man from another continent, so I might not be in any of her main target groups 😁

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Kairosreply
lemmy.today

You'd recognize it if you heard it.

I can't tell you a single Billie Eilish song title. Or Billy Joel.

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

You'd recognize it if you heard it.

People always say this to me, but I think they're underestimating how little I expose myself to that kind of media

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lemmy.world

I quit giving a shit about music around 1998 I think and I use to be a metal head .

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Not even that I don't listen to music, I do... But I don't listen to top 40 radio or whatever, and I don't go on tik tok, etc. so I'm really not exposed to it

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Vespairreply
lemmy.zip

"Cool For the Summer" is a legit summertime banger. Nothing special or profound, but great feel good sunshine music.

But I believe before her music career she was a Disney Channel teen star, which is where most of her notoriety actually stems from

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lemmy.world

“Cool For the Summer”

Wow that was awful. Not like Kid Rock awful but bad none the less.

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Yeah taste is subjective. I'm not sure what you were expecting from a summertime pop song made by a former Disney star if not that, frankly.

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She played a main character in Camp Rock and had her own Disney Channel series for a bit. Beyond that I don't really know, but many of those Disney Channel kids had very succesful careers in showbiz. Once you have a foot in the door, you get voice acting bits, appearances on variety shows, just general celeb work on name recognition alone.

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Isn't she one of those people that bit famous for being famous? Like those Kardashian idiots?

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nullreply

The person in the picture is named Demi Lovato.

"Demi" can also mean "half".

So if one of her is a Demi Lovato, then two of her is a complete Lovato.

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lemmy.zip

Its actually:

Lovato = (demi Lovato) + Poot

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xiareply
lemmy.ca

If I get the joke/reference, I would assume you mean:

Lovato = (Demi + Poot) * Lovato

...which further implies (Demi+Poot) = 1?

:)

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Eek! She's breached containment! Flee while you can, lest you get crushed by unstoppably exponential Lovatoes!

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Is this peak denimization? Like, what could you denimize to beat jarretels? There's nothing left except dedenimizing something that is denim by default and then redenimizing it.

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You reached the end