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Hanrahanreply
slrpnk.net

she was originally going to go by that name but thought everyone would walk all over her

👉🏾 dad jokes

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Art3misreply
lemmy.world

Wow, good thing she saw that ahead of time. She really know how to build a fanbase. She sure measures up to their expectations and stays on the level.

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lemmy.world

I'm so confused. Why would a microphone need you to be 6'1? How does that even relate?

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lemmy.world

The joke is that his search history is curated to be a green flag for women, and he's dropping his height because a lot of women like tall men.

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piefed.social

VERY far fetched, I would say. I assumed if was a woman's post, given the search history.

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feddit.online

I tried to teach my nephew that the voice search button on his parent's TV Remote is for idiots. Only idiots use that.

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lemmy.world

Speech to text is extremely useful in certain circumstances. Like when my arthritic hands are acting up.

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That would be fair if these companies weren't using it to spy on, profile you, and train AI off your voice. At that point you might need to just have somebody with working hands nearby.

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Don't fall for it, it's just for profiling you based on your voice. I'm 6'3"

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lemmy.world

That feature unlocks when you become at least 2.2 bald eagles tall.

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It automatically cathederizes anyone over 6' that doesn't sit down to pee so they don't splash the fuck everywhere like some damned giraffe piss demon.

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