MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.worldi'm part of jim kellogg's anti-masturbation therapy and they've shoved my hands into bottles. i cannot get them out and i have not eaten for days. please help me.8Reply
samus12345 sh.itjust.works"...my hands are Tide bottles"? Wouldn't his hands be goo if they were actual Tide?1Reply
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his hands are tide? hmmm
yo it's linus parker from spiderman tech tips
i'm part of jim kellogg's anti-masturbation therapy and they've shoved my hands into bottles. i cannot get them out and i have not eaten for days. please help me.
... my arms are too long
My spoon is too big
but I'm busy fisting detergent
I have to tidy up?
"...my hands are Tide bottles"? Wouldn't his hands be goo if they were actual Tide?