At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
They don't have the dot-com name yet, but you can preview what's coming at https://theonion.info/
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It's magnificent.
I'm a bit worried this will turn into qAnon ×10 but just as many people will think it's dead serious.
Yes but it will be actually funny this time.
Birds aren’t really set as good an example as I’ve seen and it still got out of hand.
I still can imagine the Pastafarians eventually losing the parody and having fundamentalists someday too.
Will it be funny?
Some of what any fundamentalists do will always be funny, but usually only to outsiders
Yeah but mostly funny.
Aw man, Learn to Float is already sold out!
Damn! I wanted to learn the ancient secrets of floating!!
It's easy, you just fall but right before you hit the ground, you distract yourself and... miss.
Covered slightly more seriously by the NYT and probably others: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jones-the-onion.html
Dammit, foiled agian1
I kind of regret that there's no /r/TotallyNotRobots analog on the Threadiverse, but I suppose that there might not be enough people who want to do casual creative writing to keep it active. ![email protected] seems to be getting limited traffic.
81k a month?
Fucking hell Im in the wrong field if a stack of yelly bullshit lies is worth that.
What would be the point of that?
Best. News. And Tim Heidecker at the creative helm too!! It’s gonna be so wack!!
Cant wait to put rainbow infowars stickers on all the stop signs with the old stickers on them, nothing like a little maintenance and upkeep
Don't forget to make some Ukrainian and Palestinian versions.
Fucking YESSSSSSZZZZZZZ!!! Now we can all claim Info Wars as our god and savior.
Edit: I hope it goes through.
What if......they hired Alex Jones, to play a character named Jones Alex, who does his whole show naked, except for a bowtie?
All the other stuff Tim had planned for the new show, Jones Alex can say. Same show, just evrn more absurd
Thats what ai is for.
I've seen this headline five times during the whole process. I'll believe it when it happens.
The fact that this headline came without 500 propaganda articles coming to Jones defense leads me to believe that he's burned all his bridges and nobody is there to rescue him this time.
Infowars.com has a big banner up proclaiming: “The Onion Lies To Internet Again, Falsely Claims Control Over Infowars”
I’ll join in the fist-pumping when that’s gone.
Yeah i just looked, jones definitely still has it.
It's unfortunate that it's not final yet, but this is still awesome
Can't wait for the next Knowledge Fight episode to drop!
It's kind of amazing how this is all coming together at the same time for Alex: getting his life's "work" bought out from under him while Trump cuts him out of the alt-rot movement altogether. I'm curious how it's all going to go.
They’re going to be so happy.
Ended, the info wars have.
Last I heard, Onion CEO Ben Collins was dating Kat Abughazaleh.
No no no. What you heard was "They're sleeping together" and that's only because they both have narcolepsy.
Before reading the article, I was going to say make it the same but with different tone. Same lies same everything as to show people it remains the same except for the tone. But nah, this new vision sounds interesting.
Tim Heidecker in charge? Awesome!
Congratulations, The Onion!!!
This is pretty cool.
Now, is there any way they can hand the day-to-day operations off to Julian Assange?