Spyke
lemmy.zip

-79 grams

Honestly, I believe them. It looks like something that would have negative mass.

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lemmy.ca

And -5 programmable buttons.

I don't have an explanation for that one. Does it disable keyboard keys?

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Instructions:

  • Unpack your new anti-gravity mouse
  • Make sure it is fully charged before powering on. Use only the USB cable not included
  • Power on your mouse, it will enter pairing mode
  • Throw your mouse at your keyboard until 5 keys are removed
    Warm tip: key removal may take multiple attempts due to the unit's negative mass
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in the center is an insect trapped in amber from prehistoric times or something by the look of it

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lemmy.world

Welcome.....to

.........ok, I got nothin. Somebody make a Jurassic Park joke that's witty.

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lemmy.zip

Bet that stays nice and clean looking forever

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The sweat dripping down will let the bouncing Doritos crumbs stick and fossilize into gamer stalactites

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oatscoopreply
midwest.social

It's really not that much work. Just completely disassemble the mouse, put the shell in your ultrasonic parts cleaner for 30 to 60 minutes, then dunk in plastic-safe disinfectant solution. Rinse with deionized water, dry with filtered compressed air, and reassemble. I keep 3 in rotation so I always have one ready to go and another in reserve.

If you can't afford to invest 2 hours in basic maintenance each night maybe stick to whatever came with your prebuilt Costco PC.

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pawb.social

For people who (somehow?) have absolutely no dust in their house.

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Not the worst idea I've seen. I imagine the increased air circulation would help prevent some cheese. Obviously this would not be for the people who like high dpi + high weight mice.

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is it intentionally designed to look reversed? like that's clearly a slot for the scrollwheel closest to the camera

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

There is a whole world of ultralight mice out there. Did wonders for wrist, instead of using the anvil of an MX Master which ruined it.

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Good for you. I also bought one recently. I hate it, though, and only use it for travel.
I need something that stays on the ground and not move upwards along the Z-axis when handling it due to its sheer lightness.

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I think about things like this the same as bullshit ormolu furniture. Sure, it looks interesting. But it will get dirty. And it will be a pain fully in, up, and around the ass to clean.

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