Uganda Special Ops Commander asks Turkey for $1 billion and a wife
Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of the President of Uganda and Commander of the Special Operations, said that they would cut off all diplomatic relations within 30 days if their problems were not resolved, by attempting to threaten Turkey.
Expressing his support for Israel, Kainerugaba stated that the Ugandan army was ready for an operation. He described Israel as "Holy Land" and expressed their ability to provide military support.
Kainerugaba expressed that he demands at least $1 billion from Turkey for a possible settlement, and also said that he wants the most beautiful woman in Turkey as a wife.
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Never mind. We have Stanley Nickles.
Schrute Buck futures looking mighty tempting.
You do? Fuck, he's a great goalie. We'll never beat you at footie now
lol this guy gets it. After all the crazy shit Trump has done, nothing is off limits in diplomacy anymore. "Give me a wife, ten camels and a pepperoni pizza or I will invade your country in the name of Israel"
We can do that? Then I demand from the United States $1B and I'll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse. I'll be taking it from their war chest and somehow redistributing it to the people directly. That way if they genuinely want this war they can have it, and I won't have disenfranchised anyone. Meanwhile me and my incredible wife will work on other major life goals.
Sounds like a standard Trump lawsuit-threat SLAPP letter. Always demand $1B.
Me, I'd even settle for the second most beautiful woman in Turkey.
me I'd be happy with a million and an agreeable donkey
Careful. Trump probably thinks he is the smartest genius.
All of US' smartest geniouses have long since migrated to better countries i'm afraid
Dear Turkey, I would also like a billion dollars and a wife? Please tell me it wasn't as simple as that all this time?
Just include proof of your status as a warlord of an area commanding billions in natural resources, along with two forms of ID.
My yard does have a surprising number of trees.
I have big leaf aspen, quaking aspen, white aspen, maple, oak. Not in that order. Then witch hazel and black cherry, not the good kind, in the understory. Which are very small trees, a few pines, a couple of strong stands of all Pines, white pines, a little spruce but all the Pines in the deciduous forests are sickly and they die for no apparent reason. Also a couple of one off Burch and Beach, The Birches sickly, the beach is strong but not much of it.
That sounds beautiful. I just moved in a few months ago and have no idea what I have, but I know part of the lot is forest overgrown with kudzu. I daren't venture in.
If they're mature and you can find someone to illegally cut them down, /r/treelaw has taught me that you might actually have millions in damages :)
Did I mention I THINK there's crude oil and gold underneath the trees?
Ah well, no lawyer will touch that, then. Prepare to be invaded. 😰
Eh, I'll take what I can get these days.
No problem, I have GIMP installed.
I use Arch btw.
The only GIMP I am familiar with is the people I accuse of being Generally Important Maga Players?
Well you should download the GNU Image Manipulation Program instead.
turkiye mention 🇹🇷 🇹🇷🦃 🇹🇷
I'm cheaper! I'll do it for having my student loans paid off, my house paid off, and some spending money; I don't even need the wife!
No need for a wife, just the billion dollars will do. Or I will support Israel by upvoting posts.
I've standards, no thanks. If I had to choose between a billion for praising the anti-labour Israel, or nothing at all, then I'd rather the latter.
I can help you with being a wife. Having one and also 1 cool bil has to be taken care off by someone else tho.
Uganda is never going to beat the child trafficking allegations.
Why? Just because they are openly using human trafficking as payment method for international relationships?
if the president of statesia has a mail order wife why can't uganda have one?
I see we have entered the diplomacy by social media phase of humanity.
It's been like that for 5 years or more
Have fun dying for Israel
Based
The Art of the Deal
On what planet is this based?
Uranus! Gottem! Sorry y’all I’m just talking shit here
Eh it's going to take longer than that to find the most beautiful woman in Turkey, there's so many!
Crazy people doing crazy things
With or without moustache?🤣🤣