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Small woman as big spoon = jetpack

Especially if the spooning doesn't end just because you're getting out of bed

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Haven't felt this in awhile and it sucks.

Especially since she's still right there but wants nothing to do with me.

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mrmaplebarreply
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Maybe it's time to talk about it, or maybe it's time to move on...

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We've talked about it but I know deep down it's me. I can admit it mentally but taking action to leave is a whole other beast to tackle.

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sh.itjust.works

I love snugs, front or back, don't don't matter. Sometimes I feel guilty about the time spent, but what's the point of living if you can't find a little happiness? it also sometimes ends in buttsex. i won't say who's butt

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lemmy.world

What about the lower arm of the big spoon? It's always in the way! Haven't found a way to put it somewhere where it won't a) be in the way or b) be cut off from blood circulation in minutes.

What am I doing wrong for the last 30-odd years?

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Under the smaller spoon's neck while their head is on a pillow? Big spoon might have to move up a little. There's usually a bit of room there that can get you more than a few minutes before your arm gets uncomfortable.

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You reached the end