That is precisely what it is, yeah. I found it funny to post it here without context, because it just seems completely absurd to make eggs glow in the dark.
Sarcasm on the internet is so 10s (imo it died around the time people started insisting on that lame s tag). Deadpan is where it's at. And you lean into it more when people think it's serious.
Unless it's a kid, in which case it depends on the joke and what the consequences of believing it are, as it could be anywhere between absolutely hilarious and practically murder.
This is not legal, medical, or financial advice, so please review it with your lawyer, doctor, and accountant before proceeding or you will void your warranty (though it was already voided by the "Your warranty is void lol" sticker, sucker).
Gonzo is very happy you were only joking, especially with all the kinky shit he gets up to around Easter with the coloured eggs and the natural shame a chicken feels when she stands up and reveals a pastel blue and purple egg.
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not enough shit fluoresces
me before drinking the lava lamp
Looks like a slightly less unethical way to do chicken sexing.
That is precisely what it is, yeah. I found it funny to post it here without context, because it just seems completely absurd to make eggs glow in the dark.
I don't think you should have sex with chickens no matter what color the eggs are.
Edit: I am joking
If that's what you think chicken sexing is, I'm sorry to have to tell you, its actually far worse.
Geez you really need the /s tag around here
Whatever do you mean?
Sarcasm being missed is the best part about making sarcastic comments on the internet through text.
Sarcasm on the internet is so 10s (imo it died around the time people started insisting on that lame s tag). Deadpan is where it's at. And you lean into it more when people think it's serious.
Unless it's a kid, in which case it depends on the joke and what the consequences of believing it are, as it could be anywhere between absolutely hilarious and practically murder.
This is not legal, medical, or financial advice, so please review it with your lawyer, doctor, and accountant before proceeding or you will void your warranty (though it was already voided by the "Your warranty is void lol" sticker, sucker).
Source?
The subtitle, from where the screenshot is from, is:
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I know it was a joke
Yeah, I'm aware. Just sharing that the article author kind of wrote an even worse sounding sentence, and I can't help but feel that [email protected].
Oh, gotcha
Gonzo is very happy you were only joking, especially with all the kinky shit he gets up to around Easter with the coloured eggs and the natural shame a chicken feels when she stands up and reveals a pastel blue and purple egg.
gonzo was always doomed to be a misunderstood genius
Wtf is your damm problem posting fucking animal torture pictures without any CW or anything. Go step on a Lego
It's the kind of vegan that makes people hate vegans by principle.