Spyke
lemmy.ca

Fun fact: Jackie Chan's parents named him that because his dad ran a porn website similar to 4chan called Jacky Chan in the 1950s before anyone even knew the Internet was possible. Truly a family ahead of the times. It's a shame he went on to be a successful movie star.

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expatriadoreply
lemmy.world

business was tough, had to close shop multiple times, but with perseverance kept trying, hence 1chan, 2chan, 3chan, and so forth

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I'd haunt you and your ancestors for a thousand years if your bitch ass didn't pull that lever and let me die without seeing some sick ass shit.

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I would definitely pull the lever, it looks like AI designed the track to crash into itself. Is this how AI will save the world, through it's own incompetence? 😝

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lemmy.world

I'd pull the lever cause it's going to derail on that u-turn for sure

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Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.

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sh.itjust.works

Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people

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lemmy.zip

There's always a chance it doesn't clear the loop

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Diddlydeereply
feddit.uk

That is a very high chance based on what we see, given that it is physically too large to make it.

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athatetreply
lemmy.zip

Nah the loop is further away so the trolly is gonna be smaller by the time it gets there.

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The tram will be traveling the loop at close to the speed of light.

Due to special relativity it will be shorter as it goes through the loop, so the wheels will fit the tracks perfectly when observed from the lever.

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lemmy.world

There's a chance of anything at any time.

For example, yesterday there were tornados here. A lot of people lost power. I live in an apartment building.

Floors 1-4 have power. Floors 5-7 no power. I can't explain HOW that's possible, but clearly there was a chance.

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Apartment buildings have multiple circuits that connect to the grid. Sometimes my power partially goes out, so like these outlets work but those don't, because there's three circuits and one tends to break first

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Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.

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The chance for the trolly to fail on the loop or derail on the bend is much higher.

pull it that they might live.

or, since you're ahead of it, pull it, then try to get on board and stop it

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Loops take momentum, they don't add it. But I also don't want to be called a physics nerd and get my lunch money stolen.

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ur right ur right, i was being videogame brained.

The loop and the many little turns may reduce momentum enough to save some people, depending on how fast the trolley was already going

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If it is moving fast enough to do the loop, it is probably going fast enough to derail on that awsome u turn

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i'd ask a friend to pull the lever for me so i can be in the trolley

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The mediocrity principle suggests that they're just regular people, so pulling the lever will give them a cool loop and possibly accelerate the trolly to make the death quicker, so I'd do that.

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Wait until train come then start pushing. After the loop you dont know what is or down so you derail before hitting all ppl.

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You reached the end

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