But they did get fruit loop pieces with marshmallow used to "glue" them to the dispenser, so that's pretty cute. I mean it's a lot cuter to imagine than a bunch of horned up rats.

The grant application practically writes itself.

Definitely one of those times where I go "Oh shit, I never did get around to watching that, did I?"

Thanks for helping out the terminally unaware.

The fuck were they doing recommending that pile of shit? That's almost as bad as having to watch The Apprentice in one of my classes.

A lot of people started hating Trump in 2015 but he's been my enemy since 2004. No way you can watch that show and like that guy

The most unhinged Casey Jones imaginable

I feel like we don't need to be mass breeding animals for this. To my knowledge we mainly use rats to test things we don't want to put humans through, but I've heard enough backseat driving to solve this on my own without the use of rats

That’s Palahnuik’s Rant. His non-Fight Club stuff is pretty unhinged.

I read Haunted in middle school, and it fucked me up, although it was funny to read “Guts” out loud to everyone on the bus. (Be prepared if you are going to read this one - it’s pretty famous for people fainting during live readings.)

I read a time travelling book (very old and dusty, relatively short, I think it's from the 70s) where the protagonists discovers over time that he is his own father/mother. He travels in time so often that there are zillions of him at different ages in each time.

He just ends up partying with himself because he can be just himself. And with all the drugs and partying one thing leads to another. Also because he travels so damn much somehow that leads to a female version of himself.

That Ethan Hawk film Predestination is a less fucked up, similar version of the story.