“Jones Barbecue & Foot Massage” type beat

I need this service right about now

Do they have a third nipple? I don't trust a psychic without a third nipple. It is the duct into the fourth dimension.

Only in America!

So is this…is the car a business expense?!
(Nude financial dancing)

Dammit I just did my taxes online, and now I find out about this.

Dados laundry and tan

You can keep the tax advice, I just want the nude.

Nude readings tax, psychic and advice.

Y'know I do think I would pay extra for a bikini barista who does fortune telling. Or therapy.