Spyke

This is an extremely impressive amount of low and high brow comedy in one sentence. Don't ever forget you did this, it's the pinnacle.

4

Sure, blame the birds

Makes the groundskeepers look less suspicious

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lemmy.world

How are the boobs not shiny from people touching them, it must be pretty new as I'm absolutely sure most people of all ages and genders would at least give them a palming.

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w3dd1ereply
lemmy.zip

I don’t want to touch boobies if they are covered in bird droppings.

12

Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I've go to go to...my bedroom...for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!!

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