Spyke
vaionkoreply
sopuli.xyz

In Finnish "laude" is the bench you sit on in a sauna. You can imagine the laughter when a bunch of teens learn about cum laude

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lemmy.world

We can be jobless 2025 Comp Sci Grads together :3

Please hire me its been three months since I graduated

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I feel for you kids, I do, I had a 25+ yr IT career with an economics degree and very little skill, good luck!

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I'm not in CS but in a similar situation, graduated 8 months ago and can't find a job that has anything to do with my degree :3

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Same!!! Spent 6 months looking for CS jobs and I've now given up and will probably soon be working as a cashier. I will still be doing game dev in my spare time though, which is what I'd much rather be doing than software dev. Maybe it's not so bad (massive copium).

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engineering grad in 2025... so many wonderful job opportunities await (in a parallel universe, this one just has fake job postings)

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

i feel you, i genuinely considered making an only fans or something 😿

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Me too, but I live with parents, and don't have the environment to properly...do my job.

Certainly for the best.

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It is the afternoon. My phone dings. I slide the notification open.

Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—

I want to shoot myself. Think I'll just quietly starve instead.

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Blahaj users are one integer underflow from reinventing alpha (fe)males. Be advised!

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lemmy.world

I wish I could pull that look but I have the body proportions of a dwarf blacksmith from LoTR.

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Sounds like you already have the alternative answer, now you just need the courage and the niche community to go with it.

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Modern science is pretty amazing stuff.

Or, alternanatively, you can have an all natural fursuit. Some people are into that 🤔

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lemmy.world

I'll gladly adopt any CS student like that. I'd love to refresh my graph theory

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You just need to know everything is DAGs (Directed Acyclic Graph):

  • Workflow automation (like Airflow) - DAG
  • Distributed Computing (like Spark) - DAG
  • All Deep Learning models (also, surprisingly) - DAG
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Congrats!

Also this post is making me feel old af lol

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You reached the end