Spyke
feddit.uk

Man I wish there was a comm for this meme or for these sorts of "what the fuck" questions that aren't quite ShowerThoughts material.

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feddit.uk

Ordinarily i'd agree with you but I've neither the gift of the gab, nor the charisma for it to draw any attention!

It'll naturally find a home soon though 😊

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iShouldNotHaveSaidThat

NoFilter

AITW or AmITheWeirdo

ShouldHaveStoppedTalkingHalfHourAgo

WhyAreYouLikeThis

NonSequitur

...I will admit to having not checked any of these for availability on any instance, nor do I suggest any that are better than others or even if they're good at all!

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The primary function of most umbrellas is marketing.

If you want an umbrella that works better on (slightly) windy days you're going to want one with a dome that covers further down over your head and is transparent, so you can see through it. These don't break as easily in the wind, but of course any umbrella works like a sail.

There's also asymmetrical umbrellas made specifically for windy weather. I have no experience with those, but they look cool.

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That's not my experience in my local areas. I guess we just don't tend to have strong winds, and you do see a ton of people with umbrellas doing just fine

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lemmy.world

Walk under a spot where it's raining harder? What does that mean? It's raining but there are spots of unmoving harder rain that you can walk under? What?

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Touche. That's a good point.

The other side of me says I would have phrased it differently as that is not raining harder.

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Umbrellas are for people who don't wear jackets with hoods. Also jackets with hoods are fire people who don't use umbrellas. It's a circular economy, really.

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lemy.lol

When I use matches I let them burn all the way through

(Yes, there is a technique to it and years of experience and burns)

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lemmy.today

While it's neat to feel the rain bounce off your umbrella, it also means your umbrella wears off faster.

And in this economy...

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lemmy.world

but what wears down?

I ask because I have an umbrella that still works that was bought in 1983, and it still functions.

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Used to stand under the edge of a roof that was streaming to give folks without a brella a head start at outrunning a soaking

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Also how do I know if it works? | Spyke