You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
Can you do this though
There's always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.
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Probably used klarna
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
In my late 20's i'd order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I'd eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
At the time, I never thought I'd miss all that :)
Started a family, had a couple of kids, negative time left.
I think for a retirement, I just wanna be jacked in the matrix :)
Are you my brother from another mother?
Could be, could also just be humans of distinguished taste :)
Hell yeah! Same!
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you're an orphan.
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Isn't Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they're at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn't want to move there.
"I'll take 16 slices, please."
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
Silence, mortal!
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
Do you have mini Tabasco sauce to open that large Tabasco sauce?
Goddamnit if that isn't one of the best throwaway gags in the history of television.
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
For an american pizza?? That's a bargain!
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
I can understand. Our 'normal' pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
Has CPA grindset vibes.
How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
I didn't watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
Depends on where you live. Where I'm at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
What the absolute forking fuck is this
My origin story
Villain or hero?
Mummy, there's a weird person on the internet
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
... and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
Average linkedin user
It's important to set achievable goals.
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that's a solid achievement.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
I don't think that's a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although "personal" is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
any pizza is a personal pizza.... if you're not a coward
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
#builtdifferent #dailygrind
Gg
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can't I make friends? I bought zza🍕" psalms 32:39
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It's not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
Well, he's got the grip for it.
Recession indicator
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
You will have a nice, tasty pizza today.
Your powers are correct I did.
Looks fantastic! I love the borders too!
Cool, haven't seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I'd never see this hilarity again. Whew!