Spyke
richtellyard
lemmy.world
  • Audible fart
  • Cut to Rubio with eyes closed
  • Kid Rock mentioned
  • Immigrants equated to terrorists
  • Melania not in attendance
  • Gold lectern/drapes
  • Trash talking the NFL
  • Announce new national monument (to self)
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tomiant
piefed.social

What am I missing?

  • Canada sucks

  • Makes mocking face

  • Inflation is down

  • Exonerated of all wrongdoing

  • Pauses for applause that don't come or too late

  • Trans athletes

  • Bad teams

  • Corrupt judges that he appointed

  • Melanias film should win multiple oscars (doubtful because nobody can win but him, but still, possible)

Add more stuff to the list I'll make more cards for flavor. Could make it a drinking game if you're unemployed and suicidal.

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tomiantreply
piefed.social

  • Announcing he's adding a side to The Hexagon

  • There is now peace in Ukraine by giving it to Putin

  • He is opening a ski resort in Gaza

  • Calls Jerome Powell a communist

  • Digging a moat along the mexican border

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Sabatareply
ani.social

My schedule is too full for the party this week, can he suffer for a week in the hospital?

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merc
sh.itjust.works

Ok, I'll be the one to nitpick. American-style bingo cards are 5x5, one for each letter in BINGO.

It doesn't really matter, except that the middle square is normally a free square, which is an opportunity for a joke. Like, "this is so guaranteed to happen, you just get it for free". So, "Trump does accordion hands gesture" or something.

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Crozekielreply
lemmy.zip

It's also important for everyone to not have the same bingo card. Like, honestly, it's like whoever made this has no idea what a bingo card even is.

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tomiantreply
piefed.social

I genuinely didn't think of it hahahaha I'm no bingo player I was just steaming and thinking of the dumb fucking shit that would come out of his mouth THIS time and boy did he not dissapoint 

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Deconceptualistreply
leminal.space

Yeah bingo cards usually have a free space in the middle so you would've caught it if you did that.

But I wouldn't cut any of these answers, they're too good (i.e. laughably pathetic)

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daannii
lemmy.world

Can we get a negative one. Like. Never mentions Epstein.

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