man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!
I don't recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like "hard as a rock, dumb as a brick."
Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn't stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.
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Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous
Is that you, JD?
I took it as threatening to screw the Device.
He crashed in the middle of the sentence, just like
Whoa, this commenter just
I don't get why are you guys
What the fuck is
I, too, remember candleja
Whoa, let's not
You can't just write
hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!
so, when do I get fuck?
Here you go: fuck off, dumbass!
Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!
Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.
man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!
you wanna know the location on the map or on your body?>:3
dealers choice.
Don’t kink-shame
Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.
There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.
There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.
You are the only other person I've encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.
I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke
I am prepared for impending friendship.
I don't recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like "hard as a rock, dumb as a brick."
Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn't stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.
Don't talk shit about my baby the Dreamcast ever again
Come at me, bro!
ME stood for Millenium Edition , the successor of win 98. CE was the embedded windows.
ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.
Definitely not disagreeing with you there.
ME stands for "Millennium Edition", or sometimes more accurately "Many Errors"
Same joke here (YouTube)
Do you really want to risk that a guy who likes a Microsoft OS reproduces?
Ok how's that social media platfrom called?
Tumblr?