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Oh the grand old duke of York

He heard his subjects often likened him to pork

He raped children

He raped children

He is so much more than just a dork

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I once knew a prince of York

Who sailed to a Virgin port

And couldn't keep his pork

in his pants and his friends said hey stop fucking kids in public because you're kind of ruining it for the rest of us.

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