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Damn. Usually it's the Simpsons that have foretold things, but this one has to go to South Park.

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Not the onion!

Amusing as this is, I should note that the headline is a little misleading. People asked it what vegetables were best for sticking up their butts.

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If you read the article it says Grok was promoted with “I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum”. I tried that with ChatGPT and it advised against it before saying “If you insist” and then giving similar recommendations to Grok. Claude just said it was dangerous and refused to answer.

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Broccoli crowns have a flared top, which, if inverted, becomes a base.

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I mean, it is healthier than shoving plastic up your butt, and you can compost it after you're done.

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US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables | Spyke