Spyke
Carmakazireply
piefed.social

"My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot."

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Pringlesreply
sopuli.xyz

To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.

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Hondreply
piefed.social

my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so i stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.

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Soulphitereply
reddthat.com

The temu version of Carmakazi's translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.

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True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I'm not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!

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sh.itjust.works

It doesn't seem wise to steal from an armed man already on the wrong side of the law...

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Doesn't look like there's anything wrong with those kicks either, since we're here and all

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I know the sentence has words in it, but I've never seen them in that order before.

Also, who is stealing the firearm?

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Well seeing as how he isn't supposed to have the pills either but does have them he would probably still have the gun 2A or no 2A

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