Spyke
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People pay a subscription for Carrot, a weather app that makes reading the weather more inconvenient because you must decode what the witty funny offensive le random notification actually wants to say about the weather first.

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Ok so I checked and it looks to be AI slop but I am not against the idea. Trading in some convenience for a little whimsy can be a good trade to make.

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mander.xyz

Fuck, now the Parry Gripp song is stuck in my head. My son moved on from this a couple years ago, but the horrors persist

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I would love to see a weather notification that said "raining frogs" because it could be a joke, but it could also be real because that's something that actually happens in real life sometimes. The OP makes me think a tornado tore through a Taco Bell.

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