showerthoughts·ShowerthoughtsbyPierceTheBubble Bread mattress: so my sleepy ass can partially eat it, as I'm in the lengthy process of waking up (possibly improving efficiency)Bread ain't nothing but edible spongeView original on lemmy.ml37Comments13
sspongebue lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI feel like bread's limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.7
PierceTheBubble replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyMy sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension6
MMyFriendGodzilla lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThey would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.7
PPierceTheBubble replylemmy.worldSame haha. Ps: it seems lemmy.ml has banned you? Therefore I couldn't see your comments from .ml, but I do from .world; strange stuff...1
PPirtatogna lemmy.worldAmerican bread ain't nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you'd have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.7
EEtterra discuss.online1Hide 1 replyWalking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.6
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I feel like bread's limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.
My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension
Well, that's a brand new sentence!
They would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.
Same haha.
Ps: it seems lemmy.ml has banned you? Therefore I couldn't see your comments from .ml, but I do from .world; strange stuff...
American bread ain't nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you'd have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.
Walking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.
Similar to memory foam :)
Ham blankets and a peanut butter pillow.
And then you take a bath in wine or beer, while you consume it.
Ah! The dream. 😅
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