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Psaldorn replylemmy.worldMixed news, everyone! OpenAI is private so not as easy to value. But.. Microsoft owns a bunch of OpenAI so one may well bring the other. (And Microsoft reports gives us a partial insight into how OpenAI is doing) Remember, don't diss AI, or Jensen Huang will cry.27Reply
bbear lemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesNASDAQ shows they are up 5% in the past year, and down 11% from 1 month ago.42Reply
IIlovethebomb replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesIt's a similar story with Tesla, people gloat over how they've dropped in the last week or so, but they're still up massively YOY.40Reply
not_IO replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyyou have to gloat in order to give other investors shaky hands to make it spiral19Reply
DDavid_Eight replylemmy.worldWhat if we replace the investors with AI? -Some jerkoff at microslop probably10Reply
AAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyHey don't laugh people! This is serious! They just tanked 400bln when they could have tanked 1 trillion!13Reply
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So it begins.
Mixed news, everyone!
OpenAI is private so not as easy to value.
But.. Microsoft owns a bunch of OpenAI so one may well bring the other. (And Microsoft reports gives us a partial insight into how OpenAI is doing)
Remember, don't diss AI, or Jensen Huang will cry.
Do OpenAI next!
NASDAQ shows they are up 5% in the past year, and down 11% from 1 month ago.
It's a similar story with Tesla, people gloat over how they've dropped in the last week or so, but they're still up massively YOY.
you have to gloat in order to give other investors shaky hands to make it spiral
Do you actually think investors are taking advice from us?
hehehe
hehehehe
Totally not a bubble.
Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
So they double downed and added more AI
What if we replace the investors with AI?
-Some jerkoff at microslop probably
Awesome
Hey don't laugh people! This is serious! They just tanked 400bln when they could have tanked 1 trillion!
Please stop calling us microslop, this is really serious guys!
Bwahahahah! Such a pleasure to hear!
But wat does that mean? Will anyone responsible face any real consequences?
hehehehe
Oh no! :D
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