Spyke
lemmy.world

Nope, he's Columbus's favorite son. So much so that the left wing has been meming about renaming the city Flavortown for years

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I grew up in a household that kept with a healthy Mediterranean diet, no sugar, drinking whatever milk my mom decided was healthiest at the time, salads and kale chips, where cutting the bottom of a broccoli stock would be considered a cookie-

And then I moved to the Midwest. My god the orgasmic feeling of digging into chicken wings for the first time or a corn pudding. I had no clue that everyone here puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes or in a sandwich with peanut butter, like what?

And pizza- PIZZA. Look, I've had plenty of pizza before, vegan, peach slices on arugula with a light sauce. But Chicago deep dish? Pizza or not it's a monument to man's gluttony. Double dough? My god that thicc slice is choice.

The chef's here are essentially participating in assisted suicide, and it's the best thing ever. When I go out now, I'm going to Dr. Kavorkian's 24 hour diner, extra gravy please.

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Anybody can cook like Paula Dean. All you need is lots of butter, cheese, and racism.

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Packet of ranch mix. Then you put a packet of ranch on top of that. Now into the crockpot for a week.

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It also comes in tubs here, but the traditional way here is a block in a foil like wrap that can be resealed by it being a sticky product

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lemmy.world

I've never seen cream cheese not in a block

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I picture a lady named Marge wearing Mom jeans and a sweater vest with an accent like the characters in Fargo.

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