I once brought my nephew camping on an island with millions of snails. When the evening came I didn't think much about them and proposed a bike tour around the island. Well, we will remember that. They were impossible to avoid just by their numbers so we were hearing dozens bouncing on the bike trailer, or being shot left and right by the wheels.
My nephew was horrified. He wanted us to stop but we were now in the middle of it so we plowed through. Poor snails. But they should have known better than just fuck in the middle of a trail.
Do snails climb up metal posts like this? I think kids are behind this, and I approve. I have seen them collecting snails by the dozen and carrying them around in their little grubby hands.
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Stop pushing. We’ve summoned enough snails.
"I'm filing a complaint about a broken snailperson button. I must have pressed it 35 times and never did I get, nor turn into, a snailperson."
Nice try immortal snail, you won't get me that easy!
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meow
I once brought my nephew camping on an island with millions of snails. When the evening came I didn't think much about them and proposed a bike tour around the island. Well, we will remember that. They were impossible to avoid just by their numbers so we were hearing dozens bouncing on the bike trailer, or being shot left and right by the wheels.
My nephew was horrified. He wanted us to stop but we were now in the middle of it so we plowed through. Poor snails. But they should have known better than just fuck in the middle of a trail.
as someone with a phobia of snails, knowing such a place exists makes me want to die
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO poor knight, the sword will get stuck and then the snail will goop all over him
LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON
LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON
If u push the button u can see the S car go
Push button for snigel
Snutton
Do snails climb up metal posts like this? I think kids are behind this, and I approve. I have seen them collecting snails by the dozen and carrying them around in their little grubby hands.
Some of them look like Grove Snails, and they do climb to aestivate.
They were merely helping people escar "go"
I'll see myself out.
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You are Patricia Highsmith and I claim my £5
Must be some Heavy Weather today
Don't give this button to the French!
noooooooooooo dont give legs to the snail i dont want them to be fast
Kick the button