Spyke

Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

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chickenreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

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My parents did that with my sisters.

Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

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lemmy.ca

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

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lemmy.ca

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

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lemmy.ca

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

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I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

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In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.

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sh.itjust.works

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

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It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

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'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?

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You reached the end