I hate dreams like that. Usually school related, and I'm many decades past any of that trauma, yet it takes a few seconds after waking to get over the anxiety.
I teach at a university, and I still have school-related dreams, except they're about having the wrong PowerPoint presentation or my laptop not working with the projector. The trauma never ends.
Oh FUCK! It's 2 weeks until the end of the semester and I completely forgot about my French class! I went to the first class and then never went back! Fuck! I don't even remember where the class is, or who my professor was! It's way too late to drop! Fuck fuck fuck. Is it possible to learn an entire semester of French in 2 weeks? Would that even help? I've missed every assignment! Fuck! What if I-
SNAP
Huhwha-? A dream? What the hell brain? I graduated college 10 years ago! I never even TOOK French!
Fuck, just reading that made my stomach twist. Same exact stress-dream, over 10 years outta college, except organic chemistry instead of French... but I did take organic chem and I did really well. Rude ass, stupid brains
Bonus: When you become a teacher you start having nightmares about being asked to teach classes in which you have no knowledge, with very little or no prep time.
Oh, wait, no, that ACTUALLY HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME.
I once was given 15 minutes to prep a 1 hour lecture on how 401Ks work. I was a computer instructor.
They said it was the best presentation they ever had.
Yeah I'm on Voyager right now myself and it was one of the first things I changed for links because I see no reason to advertise my freaking app to everyone.
It shouldn’t ever do that pasting into the app. Maybe @[email protected] is on an old version of Voyager?
If you ever see a vger.to link get pasted into a comment you’re composing on Voyager lmk. It should always be stripped out. If it isn’t, there is a bug.
OGLAF IN [email protected]!
Finally!
With active ban on adult content!
Yeah great comic but warning that about 50% of the comics depict sex.
That's... a bad underestimation. And weighted by what manner of sex, it's closer to 99.9999% maybe.
Yet still not porn.
Best web comic IMO.
Yeah I almost wrote it was porn but then I thought nah somehow that definition doesn't fit. It's just sexually explicit comedy.
Voyager makes a mailto out of @lemmy.world.
![email protected]
Or you can let it convert that to [email protected]
Thanks.
Summit also has a mailto link there.
This is my favorite Oglaf of all time and I've read a lot of them. It accurately sums up having ADHD + Anxiety
Damn, not even the fountain of girl?
The fountain one I remember is fountain of doubt (I think?)
Yeah, that's another great one in the fountain series.
Possibly Oglaf at its most philosophical.
That's amazing
chugs without restraint
The cumsprite series is also amazing. Not the one you're referencing, but worth a read
They sell a cum sprite plush on the store. I love it.
That's where you buy them and then have them carefully positioned on a teams call and see who cracks up
I hate dreams like that. Usually school related, and I'm many decades past any of that trauma, yet it takes a few seconds after waking to get over the anxiety.
I teach at a university, and I still have school-related dreams, except they're about having the wrong PowerPoint presentation or my laptop not working with the projector. The trauma never ends.
Did you study for tomorrow's exam, though..?
Oh FUCK! It's 2 weeks until the end of the semester and I completely forgot about my French class! I went to the first class and then never went back! Fuck! I don't even remember where the class is, or who my professor was! It's way too late to drop! Fuck fuck fuck. Is it possible to learn an entire semester of French in 2 weeks? Would that even help? I've missed every assignment! Fuck! What if I-
SNAP
Huhwha-? A dream? What the hell brain? I graduated college 10 years ago! I never even TOOK French!
Fuck, just reading that made my stomach twist. Same exact stress-dream, over 10 years outta college, except organic chemistry instead of French... but I did take organic chem and I did really well. Rude ass, stupid brains
Bonus: When you become a teacher you start having nightmares about being asked to teach classes in which you have no knowledge, with very little or no prep time.
Oh, wait, no, that ACTUALLY HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME.
I once was given 15 minutes to prep a 1 hour lecture on how 401Ks work. I was a computer instructor.
They said it was the best presentation they ever had.
🤷
I remember those modems, they were terribly slow but made kickass music
Brain: but what if you went back to take a French class, now you're prepared * taps temporal lobe *
Oglaf?
Oglaf!
OGLAF!!!
EDIT: Link is now correct.
Why the duck does this link me to an ad page for voyager instead of the actual community? Is that the default for voyager?
Thats highly annoying and actually breaks the community linking in the Thunder app since it goes to an outside website first...
Yeah I'm on Voyager right now myself and it was one of the first things I changed for links because I see no reason to advertise my freaking app to everyone.
![email protected]
It shouldn’t ever do that pasting into the app. Maybe @[email protected] is on an old version of Voyager?
If you ever see a vger.to link get pasted into a comment you’re composing on Voyager lmk. It should always be stripped out. If it isn’t, there is a bug.
Thanks for the info, didn't knew that had to change it in the settings and I never really checked them out.
Because I never knew that the app is doing that. Changed it in my settings for the future, thanks for the info.
Ooooooooggglllaafff!!!
Indeed.
You think this is funny? Put yourself in his position!
Me in like all of my dreams
Couldn't even pass the crow bar.
we all had this dream.
Reincarnation still has a few kinks to work out apparently
He failed the bar exam and you're laughing