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sh.itjust.works

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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lemmy.ca

It's like he nabbed Stalin's moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.

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"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Bolsheviks!"

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My dad used to joke that after Stalin's death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev's eyebrows

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Mrs. Brezhnev: "Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?"

Brezhnev: "I browse"

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lemmy.ml

Optical illusion.

When you turn the picture upside down it’s Tom Selleck.

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Fun fact: Romania's current prime-minister, just like Bogdan, has mighty eyebrows

Soviet eyebrows were no match for Romanian eyebrows. That's why Romania lives on

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Damn this dude already looks like a political caricature of himself

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Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.

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The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He's constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.

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That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It's almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.

My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,

So it stood ninety years on the floor;

It was taller by half than the old man himself,

Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,

And was always his treasure and pride;

But it stopp'd short — never to go again —

When the old man died.

Like that song, except with eyebrows.

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i'm sorry to every pair of drawn-on rectangular instagram eyebrows i've ever made fun of. i truly was not prepared for the brezhnev brows

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My eyebrows would look like that if I didn’t trim them regularly. It’s a Slavic thing.

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