Spyke
lemmy.world

> Be CEO
> Don't implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accident

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midwest.social

Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I'm laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.

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That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.

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Sunbok also sounds like Afrikaans for unlucky one. So a CEO named Unlucky You got stabbed to death by accident with a forklift.

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What is up with the government and trying to find these CEO killers. I like what they do but I'm not that desperate to figure out who they are.

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