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zdadjokes·Dad Jokesbyzerosignal what do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beefView original on lemmy.world101Comments7Reply
TTheLameSauce lemmy.worldWhat do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.13Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesWhat do you call a cow with 2 legs? ::: spoiler 🐄 Lean beef. :::9Reply
ppikmeir replylemmy.worldOne time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out "Your mom!" Can't complain because I guess I set myself up for that.8Reply
TTheDoozer replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySo it's supposed to be a three-part joke: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom.7Reply
uuniqueid198x lemmy.dbzer0.comWhat do you call a man named Charles who has no legs? ground chuck3Reply
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
::: spoiler 🐄 Lean beef. :::
One time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out "Your mom!" Can't complain because I guess I set myself up for that.
So it's supposed to be a three-part joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak
Nature finds away.
What do you call a man named Charles who has no legs?
ground chuck