Spyke
lemmy.zip

That's the face of man you can depend on.

Sorry...mis-spoke.

That's the face of a man with depends on.

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D_C
sh.itjust.works

There's a reason why the orange buffoon can't control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!

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4amreply

Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it ain’t there

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Stiffyreply
lemmy.world

anybody notice that he's wearing his own merch

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If you look closely you just MIGHT notice that there is corn on his head.

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On the left side, just not processed yet

Ok, I feel sick now, and you should too

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Fucking finally!!!

For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.

It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)

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How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein's other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They're victims, not pedophiles.

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boonhetreply
sopuli.xyz

Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that's why he's so pro-Russia. As of now I don't think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having photos or a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E's island.

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It could very well be, I'm just saying this isn't a smoking gun that Putin necessarily has the photos, but the thing having happened is implied more strongly.

I don't know any more than you do, but that's just how it sounds to me: the thing likely happened, the existence of photos is implied too, but the Putin part could be meant either seriously or jokingly. That part sounds kinda iffy to me.

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Well he has the mental age of a toddler, so maybe that turned him on?

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We know he didn't because no one wants to get naked with this smelly bitch.

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You reached the end