He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.
The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them
The mug isn't upside down. It just has a concave bottom, which is a feature of many mugs so that when you unload them from the dishwasher, they dribble enough water on your socks to put you in a bad mood.
spoiler alert: it is going to be Venezuela
you beat me to it. extra bad time to be them
He announcing it tonight, along with something even more horrible! It will be all anyone will talking about tomorrow. I hope this is his Nixon speech were he resigns, and not him vowing to ICE go after anyone against him.
"where he resigns" Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.......I want to die
I want him to resign by dying
I'm still hoping that he's going to announce 3I/Atlas is really aliens
Spoiler alert: next Venezuelian puppet leader will have nobel prize.
I hope it's Obama
Luckily, in our late-stage capitalist dystopia, you can even gamble on what country it'll be!
But fir real, you can gamble on this
https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-invade-venezuela-in-2025
Shit that hits hard. My bad day is even worse now
I’m sorry to have contributed.
I meant, it's not exactly a mystery that it's Venezuela.
I bet nothing, I'm poor, but I bet Greenland attacks a American radio station.
The Chinese have invaded Anchorage. No need to check with Alaskans, they're busy fighting china right now and message notifications would distract them
I hate how little this looks like satire any more.
War. War never changes.
Think they'll demand a helmet full of cottage cheese?
a plump swimming in perfume served in men's hat
Tune in tonight
Venezuela!?
Would be totally awesome if he died by then.
FAFO.
fuck gross AI slop 👉
Why is there a floating mug?
AI
Lol the unique characteristics of Canada:
We all know these things
The mug isn't upside down. It just has a concave bottom, which is a feature of many mugs so that when you unload them from the dishwasher, they dribble enough water on your socks to put you in a bad mood.
Canadian here: Our wooden mugs DO float, but only on our mighty rivers.
oh god I think I'm gonna puke
Good. That’s the first step in accepting inevitable defeat.