lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMacN'Cheezus I’m tired of cornpostingI hope this is corny enough for y’allView original on lemmy.today174Comments45
empireOfLove2 lemmy.dbzer0.com16Hide 16 repliesThis pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other115
GGreyEyedGhost replypiefed.caOne of the more memorable lines from "Whoes Line Is It Anyway", for me as least, was when one of them said, "How's it hanging, Tes-ti-cles?"5
TTigerAce replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesWell, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.2
LLSNLDN replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyI unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode5
TThe_Lurker lemmy.world17Hide 17 repliesI could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.14
ttoo_high_for_this replylemmy.worldI believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle18
wwolfrasin replylemmy.today4Hide 4 replies'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle' By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation5
Hossenfeffer replyfeddit.ukYes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed1
TThe_Lurker replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThat's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.5
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
Like persephone playing a saxophone.
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
Or Socrates and Testicles!
One of the more memorable lines from "Whoes Line Is It Anyway", for me as least, was when one of them said, "How's it hanging, Tes-ti-cles?"
With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario
Pretty sure that's the point
I thought that was part of the joke
Or both!
Chistotle on Arispotle?
What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)
Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay
Like not even close mispronounce.
Well, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
Marble bust with a burrito lust?
Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.
it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle'
By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle
You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?
A-rizz-totely or no dice
I get it now!
Hint: its not an emperor
You can tell by the beard.
So-crates!
No he's over at Wendy's
Or Applebees
That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
Santa in a burrito!
Chip-pot-el
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
Ceaser?
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
clint eastwood on fast food?
chipotle on my plat-o