shitpostingbyKirbywithwhip1987 Is there a lore reason as to why this is extinct and I can't have it as a pet to ride it?View original on lemmygrad.ml60Comments14Reply
DamarcusArt lemmygrad.mlI think they died out when their primary food source (50cm wide cowboy silhouettes) also went extinct.15Reply
ComradeSalad lemmygrad.mlI like how this implies that the average grown male human and Volkswagen are 50cm lmao3Reply
新星 [he/him/CPC bot] lemmygrad.mlThey’re not actually extinct; the US government found them all and is containing them in Area 512Reply
CCADmonkey lemmy.worldThey aren't made anymore, but there's no reason you couldn't find one, fix it up, and take it on rides. There's lots of resources for old air-cooled Volkswagens. Could probably also take your giant capybara for a rode too.2Reply
KiG V2 lemmygrad.ml1Hide 1 replyIt was removed from the plot purely for shock value. Who knows in socialist paradise 2059 maybe they will clone new Gigantus Capabarus out of fossil DNA or something 🤔2Reply
Kirbywithwhip1987 replylemmygrad.mlThey will also clone dinosaurs, Dodos and other extinct creatures along with it.1Reply
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I think they died out when their primary food source (50cm wide cowboy silhouettes) also went extinct.
That would produce incredible amounts of shit
At least it’s biodegradable unlike car pollution
The world wasn't ready.
It rejected capitalism and will only return once it has been abolished
I too would like the now extinct VW beetle as a ride.
The government fears the self sufficient dinosaur shepherd
I like how this implies that the average grown male human and Volkswagen are 50cm lmao
They’re not actually extinct; the US government found them all and is containing them in Area 51
They aren't made anymore, but there's no reason you couldn't find one, fix it up, and take it on rides. There's lots of resources for old air-cooled Volkswagens. Could probably also take your giant capybara for a rode too.
It was removed from the plot purely for shock value.
Who knows in socialist paradise 2059 maybe they will clone new Gigantus Capabarus out of fossil DNA or something 🤔
They will also clone dinosaurs, Dodos and other extinct creatures along with it.
No lore reasons, it was patched out for balance.
That’s just a larger capybara with a tail.