Actually, this isn't as far-fetched as you think. I used to work at this summer camp, and we had a lot of butterflies. It was a favorite 'Welcome to Camp' trick for the counselors to teach kids how to 'tame' butterflies.
Answer? You get your hands wet with water. And then you hold very very very still. They'll land on you to drink. It's still the coolest shit ever.
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
The Monarch approves!
How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
Actually, this isn't as far-fetched as you think. I used to work at this summer camp, and we had a lot of butterflies. It was a favorite 'Welcome to Camp' trick for the counselors to teach kids how to 'tame' butterflies.
Answer? You get your hands wet with water. And then you hold very very very still. They'll land on you to drink. It's still the coolest shit ever.
Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
"they wouldn't stop showing up" so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".
People share their location to Zuckerberg?
Ah yes, the Scarlet Brainrot
now I kinda wanna do this, minus the ex
if only I were more motivated
Oh all the things that ever happened. This happened the most...
This is evil genius-level, but for good.
Chaotic good
How is it possible to be terrified of butterflies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_tLEG1duM
There's a simple solution
https://youtu.be/uG_RM2Tja3o
Where's part two? WHERE'S PART TWO