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lemmy.world

-a person terrified of butterflies

-covered themselves in fruit juice??

-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

-became the butterfly god

I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed

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Actually, this isn't as far-fetched as you think. I used to work at this summer camp, and we had a lot of butterflies. It was a favorite 'Welcome to Camp' trick for the counselors to teach kids how to 'tame' butterflies.

Answer? You get your hands wet with water. And then you hold very very very still. They'll land on you to drink. It's still the coolest shit ever.

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Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

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lemmy.zip

When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts

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infosec.pub

That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.

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"they wouldn't stop showing up" so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.

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lemmy.ca

Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".

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