Spyke
lemmy.world

I misread that as "chicken", and was like "eh, there's worse things she could have said....not MY kink, but nothing wrong with that."

Then I read it again to make sure I read it right...oh.....oh nooooooo.

Now I'm just sitting here, 99% sure that somewhere exists a woman who wants to have sex with a man who smells like fried chicken.

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Personally I would prefer ham or bacon but I can deal with chicken...

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Have you heard of Jeremy Team Fortress? He has a bucket of chicken

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Made up, except the part where she's actively protecting pedophiles and likely got her job orally. AI has nothing to do with it.

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lemmy.ml

Well it really depends on the context \s

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the most charitable interpretation is that she values childcaring a lot.

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Sex with a woman who has just given birth? Still pretty weird, but less so than the alternative...

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lemmy.zip

USA shitpost once again! yeaa!! we dont have enough!! yea!!

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Fix your shit and you won't be the butt of the joke anymore. Get on now, git.

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