Spyke
lemy.lol

Birds write songs? I always thought that they just scream "I want sex! Who wants sex? Sex, sex, sex!"

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Siegfriedreply
lemmy.world

For ignorants like me, Dee Tee Eff stands for "Down To Fuck"

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For some reason we also still like shiny things so really not that different from birds.

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sh.itjust.works

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Hoobastank - Inside of You

Blood Hound Gang - The Bad Touch

Blood Hound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain

Jimmi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic

...off the top of my head

Fun Fact: Jimi Hendrix - Fire is, contrary to popular belief, not about this topic. The lyrics are quite literal in nature, telling the story about how he was visiting his band mate's mothers house on new years eve and he was cold as fuck. The "Move over, rover, let Jimi take over"-line is because there was a German Sheperd in front if the fireplace.

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lemmy.world

Somehow I don't think Trent Reznor wrote "Closer" in an attempt to get laid lol.

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The country station where I'm at has been playing like 3 cuck songs on repeat for the last few weeks. Do those count?

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lemmy.world

Broke : Creating music to get laid
Woke : Creating ambient music for your next BDSM session with your sex partner

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world
  1. have sex partner
  2. arrange your next BDSM session you usually do
  3. Press play
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Sorry bro, I lucked out of it, that's why I'm teaching the advanced class, not the intro class

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piefed.social

Bird's don't sing like Ian Gillan.

Edit: By the way, I was late into my thirties before I realized that the Deep Purple song "Knocking at Your Back Door" was about buttsecks.

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buttsecks

I would have guessed a different age... 😜

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lemmy.world

The real reason you kept singing outside of chorus and why you learned how to play the guitar in high school.

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lemmy.world

I just gotta say, coming from the perspective of a woman, an epidemic lack of artistry in men has contributed to extinguishing all my hopes and dreams and wishes about finding the man of my dreams because I just wanted someone to sing & dance with me. And have found no one.

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So wait, are you disparaging humans, praising humans, disparaging birds, or praising birds?

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This is a genuine "mind blown" moment for me. I will now need some time to process this.

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You reached the end