lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 Never count your chickens before they hatchView original on lemmy.world198Comments29Reply
rred_bull_of_juarez lemmy.dbzer0.com22Hide 22 repliesI read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.61Reply
ppapalonian replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyReally horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don't think there's anyone else here50Reply
ppapalonian replylemmy.worldHaven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?7Reply
hhelpImTrappedOnline replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?5Reply
GGriffus replylemmy.zipBest block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.2Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world13Hide 13 repliesYou have low standards if you consider this a joke.-8Reply
TTexas_Hangover replylemmy.radio10Hide 10 repliesPeople named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.32Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world9Hide 9 repliesEven I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.-2Reply
ffaintwhenfree replylemmus.org2Hide 2 repliesWell i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting9Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world1Hide 1 reply Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.-2Reply
SSeptugenarianSenate replyleminal.space“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”4Reply
VVictor replylemmy.worldOf course it's old to you if you've seen it before. I hadn't heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.7Reply
TTexas_Hangover replylemmy.radio3Hide 3 repliesYou just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.4Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world2Hide 2 repliesNah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.1Reply
rred_bull_of_juarez replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyI didn't say I found it funny. But it's clearly intended as a joke.6Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.worldThere’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.1Reply
qqarbone lemmy.worldUnless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.10Reply
GGriffus lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesStarted reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.3Reply
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I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don't think there's anyone else here
I'm bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”Of course it's old to you if you've seen it before. I hadn't heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I'm not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I'd wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
I didn't say I found it funny. But it's clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.
That would really top off the joke.
Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.
Started reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.
House of fun?