lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 Never count your chickens before they hatchView original on lemmy.world198Comments29
rred_bull_of_juarez lemmy.dbzer0.com22Hide 22 repliesI read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.61
ppapalonian replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyReally horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don't think there's anyone else here50
ppapalonian replylemmy.worldHaven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?7
hhelpImTrappedOnline replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?5
GGriffus replylemmy.zipBest block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.2
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world13Hide 13 repliesYou have low standards if you consider this a joke.-8
TTexas_Hangover replylemmy.radio10Hide 10 repliesPeople named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.32
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world9Hide 9 repliesEven I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.-2
ffaintwhenfree replylemmus.org2Hide 2 repliesWell i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting9
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world1Hide 1 reply Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.-2
SSeptugenarianSenate replyleminal.space“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”4
VVictor replylemmy.worldOf course it's old to you if you've seen it before. I hadn't heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.7
TTexas_Hangover replylemmy.radio3Hide 3 repliesYou just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.4
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world2Hide 2 repliesNah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.1
rred_bull_of_juarez replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyI didn't say I found it funny. But it's clearly intended as a joke.6
qqarbone lemmy.worldUnless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.10
GGriffus lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesStarted reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.3
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don't think there's anyone else here
I'm bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”Of course it's old to you if you've seen it before. I hadn't heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I'm not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I'd wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
I didn't say I found it funny. But it's clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.
That would really top off the joke.
Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.
Started reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.
House of fun?