lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyLaunchesKayaks Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽View original on lemmy.world226Comments34Reply
tetris11 replyfeddit.uk3Hide 3 repliesThey're lying, there's no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That's already half.6Reply
JJimbabwe lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesInstructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.18Reply
ppython lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyJust because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They're one of the most popular species of pet snake! Here is an image of a Corn Snake: But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here's also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.16Reply
ggegil sopuli.xyzCorn is so awesome! I love corn. So please, corn me up, snake of great corn. 🐍🌽5Reply
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You would fit in so many of my orifices.
Marry me!
I don't love you. Whoopsies!
They're lying, there's no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That's already half.
My dick hole is extremely dilated.
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Instructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbw8UMcqUJ4
Just because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They're one of the most popular species of pet snake!
Here is an image of a Corn Snake:
But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here's also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.
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Corn me Bitch
Corn me up, mom (dammit!)
*dies of embarassment*
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