Spyke
feddit.dk

My womanly urge to kiss my lover goodbye and run after the train until I fall off the platform and break my neck.

"At least... I got... to say.... goodbye, 🪦"

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lemmy.world

My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge you and kill the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.

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Nangijalareply
feddit.dk

My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I'm a ghost so I can't communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.

Ps, sorry about that. I didn't know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.

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lemmy.world

“I was wrong about you, Rookie. You’ve got what it takes. I know you’ll make me prou—“

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sh.itjust.works

Masculine urge to give my partner the evidence as I skip town to retire open a beach side restaurant in a tropical paradise.

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RaivoKullireply
sopuli.xyz

Also gives you a chance to be brought back for the sequel!

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It would have to be on a bench, your arm underneath your trench coat stemming the bleeding of a hidden wound that isn't revealed until you hand him the manila envelope. The rookie notices the blood smeared on the envelope, quickly pulls your coat open, but alas it's too late to save you.

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feddit.org

the masculine urge to die

yeah I had that too until I started hormones

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lemmy.world

Slowly bleed out? Yes. Be a cop? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

11

Since we're talking fantasies then I'll go with martyr for the cause

6

"As the weather worsened, I caught a glimpse of the rusted shells of previous lives that had been lived out here in this swampy shit hole, and I wondered if I would end up the same way, or what would happen to the girl I was supposed to protect."

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

There's a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they're in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.

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sh.itjust.works

Not to divulge my whole life story but it was definitely a good decision for me. Gave me a direction in life and all that.

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The last scene where he just lays on the staircase is crazy lol

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feddit.org

I mean, it started playing in my head like the lan party someone brought a 0 day release to was last week. Stopped the lan part of the party dead in it's tracks. However, that wasn't last week. That was a quarter of a century ago. Time to brood a little, staring into the fireplace I guess.

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My desert dweller urge to nearly fall on my face recover and then get sent sliding into the sunset by a gust of wind at a place like this.

This has actually happened to me once in a very scenic location, the other time was in a 711 parking lot where I rammed into the back of my Jeep Cherokee.

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lemmy.ml

Why should that urge be masculine tho? I'd rather think it's a general sentiment.

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This is an existing joke. It’s like the “guys will see this and say hell yea” thing but we still send it to women who will also say hell yea.

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