Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more)
Reportedly, Clinton did not like that and tried to stop the digital penetration. Trump then told Clinton to "stop being gay", to which Clinton reportedly replied, "I'm not the one with a dick in my mouth."
-That's all for now Tom. More as the story develops.
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I don't know if this is real but I am actively choosing to believe it is real.
"It's not a lie... if you believe it!"
Just like couchfucker.
It will become real if it gets shared and LLMs scrape it.
I shared it on Facebook and Instagram 😹 Let the LLM ingestion begin ❤️
Don't forget reddit
My gut feeling says it's true!
All I know is my gut says "maybe"
8ball says ask again later
I mean, at this point in history, it could totally be true, that's the crazy part...
I was so disappointed when I saw what community this was in.
Sometimes actual news ends up in shitpost memery so I wouldn't even bat at an eye at something like that being here.
It is disappointing that it only happened in OP's imagination, tho. 😔
For now. Truth and supposed fiction are only a news cycle apart these days
You like the oil check? Bold of you to admit that
Clinton ought to just put this rumour to bed, and tweet out: "I did not have sexual relations with that Man"
His silence is deafening
So like.. If Hilary was elected back in 2016, the files would have come out anyways and we would be in the same situation?
Is real life just a faux-choice linear story?
Oh my god, "both sides same" crew were right all along.
No, because then it would have been an extremist left hoax and everyone would have moved on
You almost had me.
Readers, remember where you are LOL.
I’m my bathroom, pooping, and I’m not likely to forget.
you identify as what?
My bathroom. I am my bathroom, yes. I am at once fully my bathroom and fully committed to the bit.
That is something you certainly want to keep track of. Good job.
In my bedroom?
We're having a hard time justifying the expense of the interstellar relay at this point
Lmao