‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
A DHS source told The Daily Beast on Monday that President Donald Trump's push to "throw money around" while "panic at the top of government” has unfolded with Miller's disappointment over agents not reaching Trump's goal of 3,000 deportations per day.
“There are calls with Miller, where everyone is being screamed at,” the official told The Beast. “The targets he is setting for them are ridiculous, and it is a case of them just spending any money they can to increase the number of officers and deportations.”
Hiring within the agency has also presented other problems — agents joining before badges, system access or guns are available. Some say the money offer is luring veteran agents back and "insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs."
Former executive-level leaders from HSI and Enforcement and Removal Operations have returned to the agency, "some of them taking home north of $250,000 for office-based shiftwork, per multiple sources who spoke to the Beast," the outlet reports.
Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, has claimed that many of the new agents would be law enforcement returnees.
However, according to several insiders, several former senior employees have returned to the federal pay scale.
"With locality pay in high-cost areas—such as parts of Texas, California, and New York—adding 35 percent or more to a basic salary, agents can earn up to $137,000 in the majority of the country. This rises to $171,268 in more expensive parts of the country, such as San Jose and San Francisco," The Beast reports.
Sources say that overtime pay has also added to the high paychecks, in addition to "ongoing federal pensions worth around $8,000–$9,000 a month, and some rehires can land well in excess of a quarter of a million annually."
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I am imagining that Hitler "Downfall" clip, only in real life
Yup
Americans, now living under neo-Confederate occupation, completely shocked and watching Stephen Miller left to the mercy of the "useless idiots," he screamed at for not hurting enough people and making him rich fast enough.
But also, it's a slimy little worm man doing the shouting.
You mean Hitler or Miller?
Yes.
Yep
Mmmhmmm
Dang ol’ yup, man
I wasn't sure who the original gif was but I tried to replace it with one more resembling of Miller
Every time I see him, he's hilarious. He fancies himself a Hitlerian orator, but he has such a crippling lack of charisma that his speeches always come out cringy instead of strong or intimidating.
you mean The Great White Worm, certainly!
He needs to put on a pair of glasses, so his hands can tremble as he takes them off.
Come on, where are AI deepfakes if you need them?
Sucking up resources and not actually shooting and teargassing innocent people? These are the least-awful people there!
That would honestly be the best thing you could do, is get hired at one of these really expensive positions, then just do nothing. So you're draining resources from those that could do real damage, and directly taking the place from someone who could do worse.
I genuinely hope that there's a movement among vets to just this. What a good way to get something back from the gov for the trauma they put them through while protecting their fellow Americans. Just be a wrench in the gears of the immigrant crushing machine.
https://www.404media.co/heres-a-pdf-version-of-the-cia-guide-to-sabotaging-fascism/
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Simple_Sabotage_Field_Manual
That's exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote the comment above. You want to grind the gears of fascism to a screeching, sputtering halt from within.
That's a prime modern sabotage suggestion. Get your friends hired, too.
I agree with the sentiment but there's no draining of resources, just adding to the debt.
Yeah, in reality there's a ton of shenanigans they could pull. However ignoring the financial part, having a person in a position that doesn't enact fascist policies is always better than one who does.
the US is spending resources to harass those who produce them
Nonsense! If we can just get all the Wrong Kind of People out, and let only the Right Kind of People in, then we will finally achieve Trump's Economic Miracle the US will be Great Again and big grown men with tears in their eyes from all the winning
Party of fiscal responsibility.
He's almost as mad as that time in high school he was told to clean after himself.
https://archive.is/UKAcU
Can we deport Miller into the center of the sun
That's not a good excuse for polluting interstellar space.
Please consider the environment when disposing your politicians.
Good point. Reverse gravity slingshot it is then.
Part of me wants to say we should save even more energy and just send him to CECOT. But to do so would mean being no better than him. I'm almost ok with that.
Just sentence him to a lifetime of picking up trash which he so clearly hates.
Force him to immigrate to Mexico.
Tax dollars well spent IMO. Sometimes its about the message you know?
What about if he pays someone $100 to strangle him while they look into his eyes?
More like a one-way vacation to Hawaii island.
Specifically Kilauea.
As a legal green card holder this just worries me, they need numbers and we are just an easy target, I didn’t do anything wrong but maybe they find an excuse anyway. It’s really scary.
I can see how that's so stressful. I don't want to dox myself but I was also potentially a target of this admin in some other way (there are many groups who are being targeted for all kinds of reasons), and the constant uncertainty is a real killer.
I just want to make sure that you are connected with your local community.
You aren't alone, and friends are everywhere. So long as they can count on you, you can count on friends.
Can we deport Stephen Miller back to the fiery pit from which he came?
That's not his pit, it doesn't look enough like an anus
Not really fussed which pit he ends up in tbh.
Even Miller should get a due process hearing
he was created from the very ashes/evils of the earth. probably by a necromancer or a golemancer.
Miller should be grateful that "lagging numbers" are the worst thing he's had to deal with, so far. We've been FAR more patient with ICE than they deserve.
ICE is being extra cruel because of this. The numbers Miller expect are outrageous, which is why ICE does everything they can to meet them. Grab a guy who was just walking out of his immigration hearing? Drag mothers from their cars while their kid is inside crying? Raid entire apartment blocks? That's exactly what happens when law enforcement has to meet a quota at any cost.
He wants to murder people by the thousands, Nazi-style. It's his hottest fantasy, and he is sooo close. To justify that, he needs so many detainees, that it is impossible to deal with them any other way than a final solution.
So these guys better get crackin,' PeeWee Himmler needs to his rocks off.
Just wait until there is a juicy target like a soccer stadium full of people with non-english accents...
Miller knows he's also in danger.
I personally know people who would take the first opportunity they had to make sure he could never cause as much damage as he has again.
The only good Nazi...
I'm most looking forward to his trial.
He's going to cry like a little bitch.
I'm looking forward to his funeral.
On account of him being a real actual little bitch?
Will never happen. Dems are too spineless.
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Motherfucker.
Of course Pee-wee German is angry. He can't achieve orgasm without deportations. He's dealing with a serious case of tiny blue balls.
What’s funny is he’s getting his wish but still furious.
Most “deportations” happen (or happened) at the border. Since the new admin, border crossings dropped to zero. So the deportations are actually lower than last year despite Stephen’s shouting.
But I’m not happy until he’s not happy, so good news there. Bad news for all law-abiding residents, though.
He's created an entire fantasy world and gets mad that his fantasy isn't what he pictured. It's insane.
*cackle*
He actually can't achieve orgasm without simultaneously choking a hooker, but his arms are nowhere near strong enough (effectively rendering him orgasmless).
I've been calling him PeeWee Himmler for years.
Listen, we only care about efficiency and abuse of funds if it's some poor person getting healthcare or food! Otherwise it's totally legitimate usage of public funds!
Fucking hypocrites as usual....
Stephen Miller is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. I want to personally punch him in the face more than anyone else on the planet.
Wait, can you clarify that for me? Are you saying that you want to punch him in the face more than you want to punch anyone else on the planet? Or... are you saying that you more than anyone else on the planet, want to punch him in the face?
Cause it could be read either way... And while it might not seem like a huge distinction, if you meant the latter, you may have to get in line.
Be prepared for a long line...
I want to punch him more than I’d like to punch anyone else. I don’t deserve to be the first in the line to punch him in the nose, but I’d like to be.
Wow. That is just. Wow. Ok... I guess the unhinged loony left strikes again.
How childish, and, and,... and just so uncalled for that you would stoop to such a level, as to imply that I... ::nervous cry/laugh::
I mean, you heard my wife say I was a sexual matador. We worked very hard to come up with that line. It took us all night to think of something that so perfectly conveyed brute strength and masculinity as theatre performed for an audience and the illusion of control.
I dunno if Stephen Miller has a small dick or not, but if he did and was really hung up about it, would he act any different?
katie miller said he was a matador in bed.
Keep him screaming. Maybe his head will finally explode.
My hope is that we win this passive aggressive, very poorly planned and executed war that's going exactly like you would expect it to go. Lots of harm to innocent people who don't deserve it, while the least deserving men hoard their profits and scream orders at their army to work harder and do the things they can't do on their own.
I hope due process survives, and the men who are shrieking these orders will be given a fair trial at home and abroad, despite refusing that right to others. I also hope they spend the rest of their miserable lives behind bars, and working off their debt to society in (unfortunately) more humane conditions than they deem fit for the innocent individuals they're kidnapping and detaining.
However, if we lose the war, at least we know there will be no due process for the men that helped destroy it. I think it's becoming pretty clear, that either way, we can probably look forward to the day their own army finally turns on Stephen Miller, and treats him to a good old fashioned Mussolini.*
The Metamorphoses of Mussolini’s Body
Imagine letting that squinty little turd scream at you instead of simply beating the fuck out of him.
It would only take one time and he would crawl back into his weasel hole.
With numbers declining, he only has a half chub. He needs to be full mast to do his job.
Stephen Miller has to know his day is up, Day of the Rope for you traitor bitches
We really need to embed a mole into the payroll department so that we have an accurate list of names and addresses once America’s Nuremberg trials kick off.
These Gestapo really do need a date with the hangman’s noose once this fascist regime gets overthrown.
After a fair trial, of course. With plenty of signposts so they see all the process they are getting that they have denied others.
Honestly, I feel like this is the best use of the ICE budget: financially supporting vets who don't deport anyone.
This is veteran cops, not military vets I think. Much less sympathetic characters.
Still rather they leech that money and not deport people than hiring someone who will deport someone.
Deport Stephen Miller to an abandoned mineshaft.
They recently tried to deport a Polish man who has been living in the US since the 1950s. According to them, they said he had an old deportation order due to a theft he committed in 1969 but since he was born in a Polish refugee camp in East Germany shortly after WW2 and neither East Germany (a politicial entity that no longer exists) nor Poland (which has changed significantly since 1969) wanted him, they just released him and didn't follow through on the order.
Btw he has been a law abiding citizen ever since that time. Longer than Stephen Miller has been alive.
Corporate metrics applied to ruining lives.
How funny would it be if the next administration just sent troops around the U.S. to arrest people with illegal mods on their trucks and tires that stick out from the wheel wells.
I'm sure it would be easy to cherry pick rapists, drunk drivers, assault/battery, murders and what not out of any group. Poof, it's a matter of national security, Executive order
He’s always screaming; it’s not particularly newsworthy, nor is it anything that anyone should care about at this point. We should all stop paying attention to him and let him scream his head off into a void.
He’s big and bad until someone punches him in the fucking mouth. Wimpy lil bitch.
That would be far too kind for what he deserves
True evil ghoul of thing. This man needs to be arrested by the next admin.
Stephen Miller gets irate when he finds out Mexican people made his Mexican food. Everything causes him to freak out and scream! He's one of the most disgusting and useless humans ever to slither across this planet...
he makes me think of Clayton Bigsby, the black white supremacist
stephen miller is the jewish nazi
Cutting food support and medical care but we always seem to find money for Trump's fever dreams.
Put a cap on his head and send him out to take up the slack ;}
Stephen Miller isn't even a grifter, he just genuinely hates Latin Americans. He's always hated them, even as a child.
Perhaps this ups the irony when he becomes a piñata?
This guy is like a walking piece of celery
Fuck that. Celery is good with either peanut butter or cream cheese on it, or dipped in dressing. Stephen Miller would only be good dipped in lava.
Careful, if you put him too near lava, he may try to dig your heart out of your chest with his bare hands
Stephen Miller has always been a piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlKDQ3fwI5w
there are videos of him when he was 17 around the time of abu gharib, he was so callously evil he believes in that sht tortue, and people mentioned he was also losing his hair around that time.
Punchable face.
You just unlocked a memory and made me realize who he's reminded me of this whole time!
„Nicht genug von den Ratten werden ausgerottet, ihr seid alle gefeuert!“ - miller
So scream back louder.
Just like Joseph Goebbels.