Spyke

I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops

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Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?

Braiiins!!!! BRAIIIINS!!!!!

No Carl. It's not our cheat day.

BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!

.........brains.

I know.

3

People do not want to know their weight. That’s it. It’s some self directed irony.

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I'm really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.

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lemmy.world

I own one too. I've been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it's there.

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I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn't be able to send my weight to its masters

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You reached the end