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38 replies

lemmy.zip

fuck me i live in Manhattan and haven't seen any pigeons in weeks. what the fuck

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Kairosreply
lemmy.today

Birds have a compass built into them. No traffic controllers they fly into windows all the time.

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pythonreply
lemmy.world

Maybe they should consider flying into Linux instead

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MeThisGuyreply
feddit.nl

that's because they're drunk on fermented berries

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Who knew pigeons have such human problems with drinking and flying.

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lemmy.today

they are going to florida, or lousiania. i know they stay all year round in more milder climates.

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lemmy.today

pigeons knows whats about, no food on the floor, because no one is buying anymore. so all went somewhere else.

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lemmy.zip

it's easy to drop some of your falafel sandwich when a bunch of sky rats start flying 6 inches from your fuckin head. not that i know from experience or anything >:(

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lemmy.zip

update: saw some pigeons

I haven't been leaving my apartment much the past few weeks to be fair

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mrgoosmoosreply
lemmy.ca

nah mate, they read your comment and made sure to get some over to you

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sh.itjust.works

Duh. If there's nobody to change their batteries of course you're not gonna see them.

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Man, you'd think the government would upgrade to Li-Ion Batteries with proper Induction Charging Stations, but apparently they don't value population surveillance enough to cough up the budget for that. Typical 🙄

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Ignotumreply
lemmy.world

The illuminati lizardpeople are furloughed for the duration of the shutdown

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Pidgeons. Geese. I haven't seen a raven, or owl, or most song birds.

It's almost like... They aren't real 👀

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sh.itjust.works

There's also bird flu, and the U.S. government wasn't really doing a great job of keeping track of that even before the shut down. I guess we'll find out for sure eventually, but it just depends on which happens first. Government reopens, birds migrate north in the spring, or we all start spreading/contacting bird flu, and nobody will tell us why we're suddenly not seeing as many people outside either.

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midwest.social

Are you proposing the government drones that we haven't been seeing are spreading weaponized drone flu, or that they have a slowed production until the spring because they are planning something much bigger?

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Because of the lack of funds, they cant spy. HF, reading news paper did give me some knowledge.

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There's definitely a spot I walk by that is crawling with pigeons that get fed daily for squab farming.

But I get the joke.

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No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?

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