Spyke

Seems like a trubute to the "morning routine" from american psycho

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lemmy.world

Meanwhile:

>wake up
>shoot myself full of estrogen
>tea
>shower
>brush my teeth
>go get pizza (yum) 

Simple as

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Selenium toxicity can give symptoms like hair loss and fatigue. But he's taking finasterid and minoxidil, as well as a large dose of caffeine, so the problem is solved!

7
programming.dev

I vaguely remember the final 15 minutes that movie, it was about some tentacle anus alien and selenium was its poison, right?

2

It starts with questionable stuff, and ends on fucking Ketamine. Bravo. Yep, that is a perfectly healthy routine.

Also, pro tip, don't mess with your hormones (like testosterone) just to get more gains. There are many "body-builders" who have fried their hormone system and have to rely on permanent medication to function.

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deathbirdreply
mander.xyz

It's a little cliche, but just try loving yourself, you know?

5

Dysin? Did he mean Desoxyn (methamphetamine), or is the guy popping vacuum cleaners?

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krashmoreply
lemmy.world

Quit using drugs to min/max. Life isn't a video game. Just go to the gym or do stuff outside. The rest is just capitalism doing what it does, trying to sell you shit you don't need.

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iktreply
aussie.zone

Quit using drugs to min/max

Why?

trying to sell you shit you don’t need

It's science bro, if it helps improve your life why wouldn't you do it?

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krashmoreply
lemmy.world

It doesn't improve your daily life any more than regular exercise does

0

Loading phase is also a myth. Just take your recommended dose every day

1

How about simply waking up and cursing whatever entity or cosmological force made this hell world?

9
aussie.zone

4 eggs!? Fuck that, i can barely handle two in a day without becoming a stinking gas leak.

6

Reminds me of that greentext of the guy who was eating exclusively egg whites and nothing else

2

I mean, those ingredients to that meal he has, that sounds good, maybe once or twice a month, if you throw in some kind of fairly large helping of fibrous greens to go along with it, maybe drop half the eggs...

But yeah the rest of this is insane, dude's gonna end up roiding out within a year or two, balls will shrivel, then onto some kind of harder drugs or serious hallucinogens, which will likely reveal to him that he just is a howling void of insecurity, probably won't end well.

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Pat
feddit.nu

Meanwhile, my Grandma's been smoking cigs for a damn long time, and she's kicking around, around 80 y/o. You don't need to go this hard.

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