Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.
Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.
So, it's an average job, but I get a late morning start and the entire work day is only 8 hours...
Stop being a dick and tell me where to send my resume already.
Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.
First time I went to disney world I was 15. I'm 43 and have been there countless times. Not once I went to sea world. At 15 I already knew going there was an asshole move. The type of people that supports sea world is the same that would fight for the right to not use a mask during the pandemic
Feel free to tell everyone how this is a meme. Without the bullshit excuse that everything is a meme. Other communities experience lack of content because people like you are lazy and just dump anything into one place.
It helps your case that no one in this community gives a damn and just like reddit you get your little dopamine fix from getting upvoted for whatever the hell you posted.
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Sea World is like if aliens confined a human to an office cubicle and called it "City World"
is that an option? what kind of benefits package does it come with? how are the hours and responsibilities?
Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.
Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.
So, it's an average job, but I get a late morning start and the entire work day is only 8 hours...
Stop being a dick and tell me where to send my resume already.
The abused animals are from the sea.
Sad part is this such and old photo. But it’s still a huge problem
Idk if the picture is as old as the saturation makes it look, the SUV at the intersection behind changes the perspective some
I could buy that it's 2005ish
Hell that might be a 2005ish Chevy Trailblazer in the background:
You got me curious so I found a larger version and it does look much more recent here https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EduhLDSWsAABjzB.png
It has to be from at least 2012. That's when the Seaworld in the photo opened.
What world? It is Pool Place.
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For once, a sign could do with more quotation marks.
Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.
First time I went to disney world I was 15. I'm 43 and have been there countless times. Not once I went to sea world. At 15 I already knew going there was an asshole move. The type of people that supports sea world is the same that would fight for the right to not use a mask during the pandemic
Disney world, now that's great. Supporting Disney is the way to go.
The fact that you drive to Seaworld should tell you all you need to know.
you can also drive to the ocean.
True. Also, parking on a driveway and driving on a parkway.
Mitch Hedberg? Is that you?
The only redeeming quality about Sea World is that you can't catch on fire there.
Yeah unlike Sea Parks.
A fire at a Sea Parks?!
Is that a challenge?
See what it pool world sea? Is world
Half a dozen better communities for this but sure, let's dump it in memes.
Feel free to repost
Feel free to tell everyone how this is a meme. Without the bullshit excuse that everything is a meme. Other communities experience lack of content because people like you are lazy and just dump anything into one place.
It helps your case that no one in this community gives a damn and just like reddit you get your little dopamine fix from getting upvoted for whatever the hell you posted.
Why would this not be a meme? Because it doesn't use one of the lazy default templates or the default font?
Stick the same text in impact font over an aerial photo of seaworld and even you would accept it as a meme.
This is just as much of a meme as any other one.