Spyke
lemmy.world

The problem with this old chestnut is that nut-tapping yourself is way better than walking around with a mosquito bite on your ball sack.

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teftreply
piefed.social

The real problem is you can just wave your hand near a mosquito and it will take flight again. You don’t have to rack yourself at all. And then you can go put on some undies, you savage.

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toynbeereply
lemmy.world

rack yourself

I can extrapolate the meaning from context, but now I just want to play Pool.

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And then you can go put on some undies, you savage.

Spoken like a slave to Big Fabric(tm)!

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You want me to wave it off so it can bite me somewhere else? No thanks, I've already had dengue.

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Humanity agrees. We are currently undergoing a massive genetic weapons test against mosquitos to get them to stop breeding, and recent research hints at a generic switch for malaria. It's terrifying but if theere's anything that humanity was going to yolo, it was going to be mosquito genocide.

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You know that you can use both hands to kill flies and mosquitos easy-peasy, right? It just takes a modicum of patience, and you don't have to hit yourself at all.

In other words, you need to plan your violence, instead of being impulsive with it.

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