Spyke

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feddit.uk

That line break is unfortunate.

I've had many an "ass apocalypse" in slow time after a dodgy kebab. They were anything but boring, however.

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The “ass apocalypse” was caused by that unnaturally large butt plug in the picture.

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lemmy.today

A Boomer family member that voted for this shitshow told me the other day I was right that my version of societal collapse, a slow crumbling as everything falls apart, was what was happening.

I meant like over 30 years. I'd hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like

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sh.itjust.works

hate to know what they think a speedrun would look like

Isn't that just Trump? Without him it would take decades to get where we are. He did like 5 years of acceleration in his first term and has done another 20 in only his first year of the second.

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Basically, yeah. That was my math as well. The irony was thick.

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lemmy.world

Don't be greedy and use a massive bomb all for yourself, invite us to stand next to you.

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