That sorta happened. Discordianism takes some notes from the idea of the Illuminati. You can draw a straight line from there to 4chan, and from 4chan to /r/The_Donald, Qanon, and MAGA as a whole.
Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you're going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
I got something similar. I ask if they have need of the spider man suit and to bring the harness and lube and I'll bring the Bad Dragon to peg them with.
Funny, but they never reply. I really, really, want to peg them. :(
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That sounds quite fun. What if they have to play the different groups so they solve each other's problems.
I.e. they take a batshit amount of money to cover up the ufo and use it to buy out all the food and just build a food silo over the crash site
That sorta happened. Discordianism takes some notes from the idea of the Illuminati. You can draw a straight line from there to 4chan, and from 4chan to /r/The_Donald, Qanon, and MAGA as a whole.
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Gotta admit, I'm a bit jelly.
This makes me jealous since I'm so isolated not even scammers message me.
Wait, you too? I thought this was exclusive to intelligent and handsome intellectuals like me.
Are you even description?
We are all description on this blessed day.
I can't even
I am saddened that the Illuminati sent out fake notices to all of you to mask their attempts to recruit me.
It sounded well worded until
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Ok, Chrisp?
I knew it
Why would I want to join them? They've done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!
You should join them to do a better job
Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you're going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It's not a manual.
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It's supposed to be secret, you failed! Shouldn't have posted this.
Greetings, the head of illuminati.
I got something similar. I ask if they have need of the spider man suit and to bring the harness and lube and I'll bring the Bad Dragon to peg them with.
Funny, but they never reply. I really, really, want to peg them. :(
Hey, it's me, ur Illuminati.
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