TTrex lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”63Reply
iits_kim_love lemmy.blahaj.zoneThis is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.41Reply
HHeartyOfGlass piefed.social"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"23Reply
CorneliusTalmadge lemmy.world8Hide 8 replies”you’re getting a new car?” Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.22Reply
TTurtleTourParty replymidwest.social1Hide 1 replyI think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As10Reply
TTrex replylemmy.worldOr her parents promised this really great, handsome, successful man so they could have grandbabies, named Aaron3Reply
GGrandwolf319 replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesI think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.5Reply
PPsythik replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI get that part but I still don't get the joke. Cause what would have happened if she got As?4Reply
DDozensOfDonner mander.xyz(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don't even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.15Reply
Awa lemmy.worldThe one you posted is probably the best. Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me: Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow! Amy A : I am not evil!13Reply
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“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”
I have a really good body of a pig. 😤
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Spluh!
"so .. the orgy is off?"
How about a parcheesi tournament?
Shmeesh!
Gleesh!
"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"
”you’re getting a new car?”
Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.
I never understood that joke. What's an "aar"?
I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As
Or her parents promised this really great, handsome, successful man so they could have grandbabies, named Aaron
The first three segments of an aardvark.
I think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.
I get that part but I still don't get the joke. Cause what would have happened if she got As?
Her parents knew the chances of her getting A’s
Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he's gone.
(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don't even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
What's rent?
Sploops!
The one you posted is probably the best.
Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:
Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!
Amy A : I am not evil!
It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.
...i'm from mars...
Yesh he would.